JSTN
I live in New York and work at Tumblr.
justinouellette.com
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If we shaved Wallace how long do you think it would take to grow back?
(Source: reddit.com)
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Idjut Boys - One For Kenny (Extended LP Version)
via hamfist
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“Hagwalah”
Can’t decide who’s crazier, the drivers or the spectators.
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Doctor’s office couldn’t find my records
They eventually found me under “Chestin Rillet”
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zoya:
The thing I don’t understand about that hot new pop song is:
When you just meet someone and would like to see them again, aren’t you supposed to give them your number? That’s not crazy. That’s standard procedure. Being like, “Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but let’s surgically remove our faces and assume each other’s identities”—that, to me, would be crazy. Phone number seems pretty tame.
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(Source: picturesthatlooklikethis)
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Hollywood, CA
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If I were going to buy a Ferrari tomorrow it’d be a 328.
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The real taxi of tomorrow.
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I hopped into the back of a taxi recently and immediately knew something was amiss. The seat felt suspiciously like leather. My lumbar was supported. There was carpet under my feet. I asked the driver what was wrong with his cab. “It’s a Lexus,” he said, “one of only six in the city. Enjoy.”
I couldn’t believe it, but when I got home I looked it up and sure enough, here’s an NYT article: For Elite Club of Cabbies, Only a Lexus Will Suffice.
Makes me all the more sad that everything is getting replaced with that Nissan van.
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An object shall not be improperly used before its lifetime begins or after its lifetime ends.
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The New York Moon, a project of mine and a number of others, has released an issue.
The Moon is a collection of articles exploring space, time, technology and the intersection between science and the occult.
Incarnations have included a séance, an entry in a museum guestbook, and a one-off performance in an abandoned subway tunnel.
But most of all, we’ll be publishing here on Tumblr.
Follow it here: http://nymoon.com
Amazing.
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